Monthly Archives: September 2011

From the litterbox

Dear Charlotte, We have developed such a good scratch-my-back-and-I’ll-scratch-yours system over the past 15 years; that being you scratch my back, including that little ticklish spot behind my ears, and if you so choose to cease, I’ll bite your hand … Continue reading

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If you got it, don’t flaunt it

Dear Audrey, If I were a man, I would bang the hell out of you. But it’s not because I’m captivated by your intelligence. It’s not because I’m enchanted by your passions in life. It’s not because your motivation and … Continue reading

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